Here is a VERY small list of things I would forgive before I forgive Stacey Dash

1.) White pep…eeeh, lemme think about this one.

2.) The virus that entered Trump’s body. Like, what were you doing bro? You had it.

3.) Thanos

4.) Biden for not forgiving my student loans

5.) Netflix for trying to force me to laugh at Present Day Kevin Hart

6.) Netflix for trying to force me to laugh at Any day Tiffany Haddish

7.) Tywin Lannister for setting up the Red Wedding.

8.) Ned Stark parading around Kings Landing like a dumbass

9.) King Joffrey just Joffreying

10.) Jamie going back to Cersei

11.) Tyrion suddenly becoming a dumbass after being the smartest mf alive.

12.) Jon Snow not doing shit in Season 8.

13.) Dany’s character arc.

14.) Just the entire Season 8 of Thrones. And even some of 7. Gawd damn they mailed it in.

15.) Alicia Silverstone for introducing us to you in Clueless

16.) Michael Bay for making 3 Transformers movies too many

17.) Edibles

18.) My momma for “holding my money” when I was younger.

19.) Capitalism

20.) People who put sugar in grits

21.) People who wanna go to IHOP at 3 in the morning and not Waffle House.

22.) The Joker

23.) Batman for not killing the Joker, thus letting him continue on psychopathic killing sprees.

24.) 9-5’s

25.) Bills

26.) Adulthood

27.) The dude in the red hat who shot Ricky

28.) Tyler Perry’s wigs

29.) Gentrification

30.) Michael Scott for leaving The Office

Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance. 

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