Harvey Weinstein Was About To Buy Disney+

In a shocking development, Hollywood film producer, Harvey Weinstein has been found guilty of rape.

Weinstein, who was said to be flabbergasted by the verdict, feels like there is a conspiracy to get rid of him and his influence. Rumors have been circulating for sometime that Weinstein was on the verge of purchasing Disney+. That’s right, Weinstein was going to purchase Iron Man, Thanos, Mickey, Minnie and Luke Skywalker from “the man.”

The details of Weinstein’s case are eerily similar to Bill Cosby’s rape conviction, who interestingly enough was on the verge of purchasing NBC. And like Cosby, Weinstein became stricken with ailments and health issues during their respective trials. Since Weinstein’s conviction, we at Black With No Chaser have repeatedly reached out to several National Hotep Association of Shea Butter Chapters for a statement on the death of their “What About Weinstein” defense of alleged black rapists.

We have received no word back, thus far.

However, we did manage to contact a Caucasian-tep from one of the off brand chapters, who goes by the name Billy Bob Nasheed, and he was quite adamant on the theory of Mr. Weinstein’s potential purchase of Disney+. “Harvey Weinstein is a great man. Of course he didn’t force himself on those women. I mean, look at him. A nice looking man with all that money. You got to be kidding me. And you know he was about to buy that Disney Netflix thing, right? Yep, sure was. He was gonna fast track Season 2 of the Mandalorian and everything,” contended Billy Bob Nasheed.

More on this story, as it develops.

Leslie McLemore writes about a lot of different shit for Black With No Chaser. He is also the Takeaway Kang and is the father of two beautiful girls, one of which gets on every nerve he has. The other one is sweet. So, you know, balance. 

Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.